Evil Putin shuts down Russian McDonalds to starve Pussy Riot into submission

And we know those bold anti-Putin rebels count on Mickey D for their daily sustenance.

We also know that there are no anti-Putin voices more strident, more topical, more relevant, than the voices of Pussy Riot.

So when Putin personally shuts down McDonalds in Moscow, it can only mean one thing; he's trying to silence Pussy Riot...

...and thereby tip the balance in the struggle between good and evil!