Monday, December 30, 2013

Alien spaceship deposits ISON comet debris in Bruce County crop circles!

No shit!

Went for a ramble over the fields this afternoon, and there were FRESH CROP CIRCLES  all over the place!

It's not hard to put two and two together; alien spaceships circling the Bruce last night; fresh crop circles this morning!

Where does this spaceship hail from? Is the ISON debris radioactive? Are the aliens saving us from a radioactive debris shower?

I called up my buddy Kipling, who, among his many other duties, is Chair of the University of Guelph's Crop Circle Task Force.

Professor Kipling had a few questions, which I was happy to answer.

No, haven't been into the home brew.

The home grown?...

Well, maybe.

He tried to make a big deal out of that, but I know the difference between a blunt of homegrown and a crop circle.

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