Saturday, October 12, 2013

How to get noticed

Take some photos of your dear momma getting in touch with her inner skank.

Really, The Guardian will make you famous in no time.

I've always suspected this sort of thing goes on in the double-wides on the back roads of the next county, but I never expected to see it in a gallery.

Or in The Guardian.

Now I don't mean to come across as a prude, although I suppose I have marked myself as such with the mantra "pants-off time is private time" which I've passed along more than once.

But seriously, if you're an aging hot momma who still finds herself able to lure young retarded boys into her bed, could you at least encourage your own kid to take his Kodak Brownie somewhere else?

Thank you!

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