Thursday, January 17, 2013

Algeria fiasco "proves" Hollande the Conqueror was right to attack Mali

In a meandering train of logical fallacies more tortured than Khalid Sheikh Mohammed, Hollande the Crusader has claimed that today's hostage taking in Algeria "proves" that he had no choice but to invade Mali a week ago.

Hollande did not provide specifics to buttress his highly fanciful claims. Perhaps the hostage-taking in Algeria proves that the evil-doers are everywhere... but that would logically require the Nations of Virtue to invade everywhere...

Indeed, a new Crusade is what's in order here!

The disastrous denouement of the hostage taking has drawn strong condemnation of the Algerian government from their betters in the Nations of Virtue. Cameron and Hague are pissed that the UK was not asked for approval before the Algerians went in. After all, there were British citizens among the hostages, and a British conglomerate owns the complex where these events unfolded.

Other governments in the civilized world are expressing similar sentiments.

Besides, when Toweller nations like Algeria act like sovereign states we are quickly in the realm of intolerable effrontery.

In the Nations of Virtue we tolerate those folks so long as they're pliable and subservient, giving us oil and buying our guns.

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