Sunday, November 25, 2012

Rolling Stones redefine aging

It's looking more and more like 70 is the new 20.

According to all reports the Stones' show at the O2 Arena in London last night saw the rocking geezers put out for a solid two and a half hours.

How is such a thing even possible?

That two and a half hours undoes fifty years of government anti-drugs propaganda.

Children all over America will be asking their parents, upon reading this USA Today article, "hey, didn't those guys smoke a lot of weed?"

Oh, they did way more than that, little Billy, way more than that!

Fact is, a lot of drunks and druggies make it to a fairly ripe age. My theory is that's because they were medicated a good part of their lives. They never really suffered from the stresses that cause so much disease.

But how many of them can dance like Mick Jagger for two and a half hours?

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