Holy jumpin' catfish, we were off the net for days!
And I think I know who is behind this.
Mossad!
Yup, the Likud party bosses gave the orders to shut down this aggravating purveyor of anti-Likud truth that is read by at least three or four Israelis every month...
Oh all right then... Maybe not.
The CIA!
Yes, the CIA is behind the cyber attack! And we have proof! The proof is that we have no proof! That is how they operate on the dark side. When there is no evidence whatsoever, it was obviously the CIA!
That is just one of the known knowns in the world 'o spooks. When every other plausible explanation defies comprehension, it was obviously the CIA...
Wait a minute... it could have been CSIS, Canada's own wannabee CIA!...
Nah...
They pretty much stick to sending Arab Canadians to Libya and Syria for "interrogation", and now that the Nations of Virtue have put paid, or almost paid to the evil dictators who run those countries, that's pretty much out.
Oh, wait a minute... the repair dude is here... what's that? The modem?...
Seems the connector plugging into the modem had a broken wire...
Nevermind then.
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