Tuesday, August 28, 2012

Ann Romney's speech

She loves you women and she hears your voices!

My God is she good!

What the hell is she doing with that asshole?

She's singing the praises of America's women... why couldn't Mitt do that?

All those little things that just used to be free... like school sports...

Oh, you mean back in the day when people paid taxes?

Ya, we should get to know Mitt. We should get to know his tax returns too. Why does your hubby have so much to hide, Ann?

And your father-in-law never went to college, and instead became a carpenter and then the head of a car company and then Governor of Michigan!

Just like that!

And she's still in love with the boy she met at a high school dance.

No one will work harder to make America a better place to live. For him and his family at least.

Do we want our children to be afraid of success?

Of course not!

Values, hard work, and HE BUILT IT!!!

She was there when Mitt and a small group of friends had a dream to start a business. With the financial backing of some sketchy South Americans with lots of extra cash, they set up a hedge fund.

Give, and it shall be given unto you.

That small company they started has helped so many Americans. It has helped even more Mexicans. This is the man America and Mexico needs.

This is the man who will help others so that we don't have to help ourselves...

Say what?... you're losing me Ann...

This man will not fail?.... this man will lift up America?.... you mean lift it up and set 'er down south of the Rio Grande?...

I can trust Mitt?....

Give Mitt a chance... he took me home from the dance and got in my pants... hey wait a minute...

Do I really want Mitt in my pants?

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