Friday, August 31, 2012

A message from BP

How ya'll doin' folks!

I'm here to tell ya'll that as we approach the second anniversary of shutting down that ole rogue well out there in the Gulf, things are better than ever!

BP has committed 23 billion dollars to making sure that the Gulf area is cleaner and more prosperous than ever!

And it is!

The fishery has come back better than ever!

Tourism is setting records!

Here at BP we'd like to remind tens of thousands of you where your paycheck comes from! We create hundreds of jobs on the gulf coast, and through multiplier effects known only to professional economists that translates into tens, even hundreds of thousands of jobs!

Yup, things have never been better here on the Gulf Coast!

God-damn, I'm thinkin' we done ya'll a favor with that oil spill!

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