Friday, March 9, 2012

Romney touches up fake accent on tour of Southern States

Mitt is working hard on losing his Canadian accent.

He was working hard on his "y'alls" today in preparation for the Alabama and Mississippi primaries.

Y'all come on down and vote fer yer uncle Mitt!

C'mon y'all, corporations are people too!

Y'all must be dumber than a post if ya do. Y'all gotta keep in mind that Mitty done made himself hundreds of millions shuttin' down yer factories and sendin' the jobs somewhere else.

And y'all should keep in mind that Mitt is keen, real keen, on bringing us into another war in the Middle East.

He's not about appeasing those Persian towellers like Obama been doin'. No siree, Mitt's gonna open up a big fat can 'o whup-ass on those folks.

So give yer head a shake and vote for Mitt!

That Mormon got moxie!

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