Wednesday, March 14, 2012

Hillbilly blogger scoops Santorum victory

Ya folks. We had it pegged here at Falling Downs way before any of the big dogs.

So what does this Santorum victory portend?

Fucked if I know.

And a big fat sorry to all you Bible folks who are uncomfortable with that turn of phrase.

Fucked if I know.

Santorum is the voice of the "Evangelical right."

I've been in and out of the "evangelical right" depending on how Jesus feels about me on any given day, and I have to say it is more than scary to imagine that we could have a guy in the White House who will leave the decision about pushing the big red button up to Jesus.

If the Gospels are to be believed, Jesus was a pretty cool dude.

Turn the other cheek, go the extra mile. All that socialist shit that you find in the Bible if you actually take the trouble to read it.

That ain't Sanctorum's Bible.

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