Saturday, February 4, 2012

Canada Foreign Minister professes love for Israel 37 times in ten minute speech

You may remember John Baird as the unctuous cretin who allowed himself to be photographed writing a message on a bomb that Canadian jets would later drop on Libya.

Well he's so much more than that.

Baird is currently on a tour of the Holy Land with his personal spiritual guide, ultra-Orthodox Rabbi Chaim Mendelsohn, and everywhere he goes he is impressing his hosts with his slavish obsequiousness.

Cleverly exploiting the void left in Israel's "friends" section after the Americans elected a Muslim to the White House, Baird never misses an opportunity to remind all and sundry that Israel has no closer friend than Canada.

Speaking to Sheldon Adelson's pro-Likud newspaper Israel Hayom Baird astonished his hosts with his grasp of Israeli-Palestinian issues.

"We can certainly differentiate between the white hats and the black hats, and I certainly know who I support," Baird told Hayom's Shlomo Cesana.

Baird's over-the-top toadying has not gone unnoticed. It is now recognized throughout the land that Canada is a better friend of Israel than even the Israelis are.

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