Auditors blow Mississippi mayor out of the closet

Southaven Mississippi is in shock after state auditors discovered that Republican Mayor Greg Davis had been indulging his dark side to the tune of $170,000 of the taxpayers’ money.

Davis, who ran for Congress in 2008 on a family values ticket, said “I have tried to maintain separation between my personal and my public life. It is obvious that this can no longer be the case. I think that it is important to discuss the struggles I’ve had since I came to the realization that I am gay.”

Well, actually Mr. Davis, that would be your personal life. What you need to discuss with the public is the struggle they’re having since they realized you’re a crook.